Mark Twain

» A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

» Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

» Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

» Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

» Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

» Better a broken promise than none at all.

» All say, How hard it is that we have to die - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

» All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

» All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

» Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

» Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.